The Disappearance of Alice Creed
Three Stars (out of five)
2009. Released by Starz/Anchor Bay. Running time 96 minutes. Rated R for language and violence. Has closed captions, and English Subtitles. DVD has a commentary by the director, plus extended scenes, and outtakes. The was reviewed on DVD on June 3, 2011.

Just wanted to say that I loved you in Prince of Persia. You and the camel were just great! The Disappearance of Alice Creed is a straight-on crime thriller about a pair of British men, Vic and Danny, (Eddie Marsan and Martin Compston, respectively) who decide to make some money by abducting a young heiress, the titular Alice (Gemma Arterton). The first five minutes of the movie details their stringent preparations for the abduction of Alice. They set up an apartment with sound-proofing panels, and then steal a white van and cover the interior walls of its cargo section with disposable wrapping. Only when everything is in place do they finally set out to kidnap Alice, and her abduction goes off without a hitch.

Let. Go. Of. The. Spoon. Very. Carefully. When Alice is brought to the apartment, she faces a humiliating experience of having ransom photos taken of her while she’s tied down to a bed, and then these photos are then emailed to her family. It’s the perfect crime--but as anybody who’s familiar with this genre knows, things never go the way the antiheroes hope they will. The best laid plans begin to crumble when Alice winds up being far more spunky, and determined, than her abductors had expected.

Wait, who're we kidnapping again? Arterton, who I last saw in the extremely silly Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time, acquits herself very nicely here. She’s marvelous at playing a desperate, but inventive, woman who tries to turn the tables on her abductors whenever and however she can. Marsan, last seen as Inspector Lestrade in Robert Downey Jr.’s revisionist Sherlock Holmes, is also superb as Victor, the veteran criminal who tries to cover all the bases. Compston handles his character’s inner turmoil very well, and together the three actors work very well off of each other.

You know, it's not too late for you to go back to dental school. The problem is that the film is very twisty and curvy--so much so that it might have made even Hitchcock’s head spin. The filmmakers’ constant desire to shock the audience with one stunning plot twist after another does get tiring after a while, making me wish they had served their fine cast better by paying more attention to subtle characterization. A sudden turn into soap opera territory at the end really doesn’t help, marring what could have been a very good crime thriller. As it stands now, Alice Creed's cast is better than the material. --SF


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