As Good As Dead
Two Stars (out of five)
2010. Released by FirstLook Studios. Running time 92 minutes. Rated R for violence and swear words. Contains a doggie death (occurs off screen and has violence towards a minor). Has English Subtitles. DVD has a behind the scenes featurette, and interviews with the actors and director. No commentary. This was reviewed on DVD October 18, 2010.

Hey, Princess Bride guy...either you give my buddy here your autograph, or I break your knees.... I was drawn to As Good As Dead because of its sturdy cast. Andie McDowell (Groundhog Day), Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride), Brian Cox (Manhunter, X-Men 2) and Frank Whaley (Pulp Fiction) appear in this low-budget thriller about Ethan Belfrage (Elwes), a New York City based photojournalist who’s sparring with his landlord, a sleaze ball who’s resorting to harsh tactics in an attempt to get Ethan to move out of his rent-controlled apartment. Ethan is a fighter; no amount of bullying will get him to move from his home. But things escalate to a full-bore home invasion when thugs break into his apartment and take him hostage. However, instead of being thugs hired by his landlord, Ethan’s attackers turn out to be members of an extremist group who claim that Ethan was responsible for the murder of their leader.

You want me to read your manifesto? Fine. Can I read it like Walter Cronkite? After a careful and methodical build-up of both its story and characters, As Good As Dead then becomes a single-room psychological thriller in the same vein as Panic Room. It’s an interesting premise that’s being offered up here, but as the film unfolds, it also begins to unravel. It doesn’t help that plot information that’s pertinent to the story is kept till the very end in a clumsy attempt to create a twist that could still be easily seen coming a mile away. And the film’s pacing, which is the lifeblood for any good thriller, drags interminably. Instead of being on the edge of their seat, the viewer winds up being completely turned off by the non-stop torture and violence.

I swear, this is the absolute last time I babysit my neightbor's kids.... The motivations of everyone involved--on both sides of the fight--is not explained very well by the script. And without giving the viewer anything to root for but cardboard characters, there's really not much worth watching here. One strange thing I've noticed is that Jess Weixler--who plays the small but pivotal role of Amy, Ethan's innocent neighbor who gets caught up in the proceedings--is not listed in the film's credits at all. I'm not sure if this is intentional or not, but considering the mess this film turned out to be, perhaps Ms. Weixler should consider herself lucky not to have her name assoiciated with this fiasco. --SF

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