Astro Boy (2009)
Two Stars (out of five). 2009. Released by Imagi Studios. Running time: 94 minutes. Rated PG for some scary and intense scenes. Equipped with closed captions and English Subtitles. Special features include two All New Animated Sequences, and behind the scenes documentaries. Reviewed on DVD on April 7, 2010.

Let's see what kind of trouble I can get into today! There’s a scene in the new Astro Boy movie which is a perfect example of the problems this film has. Astro Boy, having been discovered to be a robot by the malicious Ham Egg (voiced by Nathan Lane), is condemned to fight in a robot/gladiator-type arena to the death. Astro Boy wants no part of this scene, so he just flies away--until he bumps into a force field that covers the open-air arena, which prevents his escape. Fair enough; now he has no choice but to fight. And Astro Boy defeats his robotic opponent by smashing his head against the force field in a very cool moment. But when the super evil President Stone (voiced by Donald Sutherland) and his troops abruptly land right in the middle of the arena, no explanation is given as to how their ship got past the force field. They just land, with the force field mysteriously forgotten.

Squeeze the squeegie! W00T! W00T! And that’s part of the reason why the new film based on the original anime series Astro Boy just doesn’t work: it’s not very well thought out, overall. Completely ignoring the original story by Astro Boy creator Osamu Tezuka, the filmmakers sought to make up their own story, which is a lame cross between Pinocchio and The Incredibles, which lacks the creative touches of either film. I may have had my problems with the last few Pixar films, but The Incredibles was just so well done--right down to the smallest details--and that is what makes it so much fun to watch, no matter how many times you see it. In comparison, Astro Boy seems too timid, as if the filmmakers weren't very confident in the tone of their film, much less in dealing with the small details.

The robotic musical had a few loose screws. There are parts of Astro Boy begin to soar, just like the old cartoons, only to sputter out and get bogged down in a stale story which has Astro Boy trying so desperately to act--as well as being accepted as--a "normal" person. But I don’t want a sappy little pre-teen soap opera, I want to see Astro Boy kicking butt. Tonally, the film wavers all over the place, from being a straight on SF/action film to making lame jokes about its situations and characters as though it were spoofing them--it seems like the filmmakers were admitting that they’re not really taking any of this seriously. And that’s why the whole thing just falls flat on its face. If you're a fan of the original story and/or anime, do yourself a favor and avoid this one. --SF

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