Avatar
Three Stars (out of five)
2009. Released by 20th Century Fox Home Video. Running time: 162 minutes. Rated PG-13. Has english subtitles on the Blu-Ray and Closd Captions and subtitles on the DVD. Neither the Blu-Ray, nor the DVD have any special features. Reviewed on Blu-Ray on April 25, 2010.

She about to shoot somebody with the dandelion from hell!!!

Taking place on an exotic alien moon known as Pandora (uh, no, not Saturn’s moon...this would be the other Pandora) a paraplegic Marine named Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) arrives to take over the research work being conducted by his dead twin. Jake is to assume the "avatar" of one of the Na’vi, the indigenous tribe who live on this lushly populated forest world. Avatars are extremely expensive biological robots that are grown, clone-like, in tanks and are operated by Jake and the other researchers through remote control. Jake already likes his new job for the simple fact that he can walk again. But once he meets with the Na’vi, specifically the alluring Neytiri (Zoe Seldana), Jake’s worldview changes radically. This puts him in opposition with his employers, a greedy corporation who're looking to strip mine Pandora.

He said make a left at the floating mountain...which damn floating mountain?! Nobody was more happy than I was when I heard that James Cameron had finally returned to film directing in such a big way as he does with Avatar. Cameron remains one of my favorite filmmakers, one whose careful attention to the details makes his films very enjoyable and watchable over and over again. And Avatar is such a scrumptious, gorgeously realized visual feast--the world of Pandora feels just like a real planet with its own well-thought out eco-system and animals. Even the human technology is very well planned-out and designed (personally, I’d love to build a model of the Scorpion gun ship). And the CGI required to create this world has finally advanced to the point of being photo-realistic. The boys and girls at Weta, the effects house that did this work, more than deserved the Oscars they won for best effects.

We need to fight back against the greed of the...oh, look, a bunny! But if only Cameron had spent just as much time and energy working on the damn script. The plot is hackneyed and the characters are cardboard cutouts who recite lame, clichéd dialogue. We’re never given any deep characterization, and the result is that the secondary characters in the film--both human and Na’vi--are all just indistinguishable extras in the background. A telling clue to the main problem of the film is the fact that the MacGuffin, the object of desire that propels the plot, isn’t even explained beyond the fact that it’s called Unobtainium (which in itself is a silly in-joke) and that it’s really expensive. Thus Cameron is satisfied with having the humans in the film act like nothing more than superficial thugs who like blowing things up, led by the bloodthirsty Colonel Quaritch (the always good Stephen Lang).

Ok, who's the joker playing Ride of the Valkyries? Knock it off! Meanwhile the Na’vi are portrayed as being these gentle, noble savages who are all decent and worth cheering for...simply because the stale, one-dimensional plot deems it so. Cameron punches up things at the end of the film with a spectacular, all-out war between the human mercenaries and the Na’vi warriors. Nobody has a better feel for action scenes than Cameron, who understands the dynamics of cinematic combat and puts them into play brilliantly, as he does here. But there's a lot of sap to wade through, first--namely the predictable scenes where Jake learns to become a warrior and falls in love, both with Neytiri and her people. Story-wise, everything seen in Avatar has been seen before, and done much better--such as Dances With Wolves and the Frank Herbert Dune novels.

I like this gig much better than racing cars! I wanted to love Avatar, I really did. It just seems to be such a shame for Cameron and his talented team to invest so much into making Pandora come to life visually (which is a job that they do magnificently, here) without even paying any heed to the basic storyline. It’s painfully clear that, once you take away the 3-D gimmick that it relied so heavily on in the theaters, the film is basically empty and soulless, regurgitating themes that were better handled in Cameron's own Aliens. But, while Avatar isn’t a terrible film--not by any means--it’s merely nothing more than pleasant eye-candy that looks really great (especially on Blu-Ray), yet is quickly forgotten as soon as it’s over. That’s the problem with films that are all flash and no substance.--SF

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