Big Trouble In Little China
Five Stars (out of five). Released by Fox Home Entertainment. Running time 99 minutes. Rated PG-13. Equipped with closed captions and English Subtitles. DVD has a commentary with Director John Carpenter and Star Kurt Russell.

Wait, where we going this time? I get turned around so easily in here. Released in 1986, "Big Trouble In Little China" was a major departure for director John Carpenter. Sadly, it was also a major flop in theaters, but it eventually found its audience on home video and cable. Kurt Russell plays Jack Burton, a freelance trucker delivering a load of pork to San Francisco's Chinatown district. He hooks up with an old buddy named Wang Chi (Dennis Dun), who is going to the airport to greet his bride Miao Yin, a green-eyed native of China whom Wang has brought over so they can finally get married. However, just before the two long-separated loves can reunite, a gang of Chinatown street thugs abducts Miao at gunpoint right in the middle of the airport.

Woe is me.... Unable to prevent the kidnapping, Jack and Wang race back to Chinatown, where they probe the district's seedy underworld in search of Miao. However, they inadvertently get caught up in an enormous battle between two rival Chinatown gangs. This massacre is interrupted by the arrival of three warriors with supernatural powers. Known as the Three Storms, these invincible warriors promptly slaughter everybody in sight. Just as Jack tries to make a run for it in his truck, he accidentally runs over another strangely dressed man, who survives his run-in with the truck without a scratch and assaults Jack with weird beams of light that come out of his eyes and mouth. Once back at the safety of Wang's restaurant, Jack learns that the man whom he ran over--or through--was David Lo Pan, a notorious gang lord who is in fact the undead spirit of a 2000-year-old sorcerer from China.

For a 2000 year old ghost, he's got a real stylin fashion sense. He exists in the everyday physical world as a decrepit old man in a wheelchair; yet in his true form, as the sorcerer whom Jack ran into, he is a ghostly specter with minimal powers in our world. This was the result of a curse cast upon him by the first emperor of China. In order to become "whole" again, Lo Pan must perform a special ritual that involves killing a young woman with green eyes--which explains why he needs Miao Yin. Kim Cattrall, who is better known these days for her role of Sam on Sex And The City, co-stars as Gracie Law, a local do-gooder who prides herself on sticking her nose where it doesn't belong.

After this, I'm looking forward to moving to New York! Fashion week here I come! "Big Trouble In Little China" is still so enjoyable to watch mainly because of its wild sense of humor. Although the dangers are played for real, the humor comes out of the situations--as well as from Kurt Russell's savy performance of Jack Burton as a regular everyday Joe who hides his insecurities behind a swaggering John Wayne-type persona. And although he strives mightily to help, Jack is always upstaged by the Kung Fu combat tactics of Wang and his buddies. Kim Cattrall is also superb as Gracie; she plays her character in equally broad comic strokes during her ditzy turn as an overzealous, innocent young woman who would gladly go above and beyond the call of duty to help others.

A big ball o eyes! Stylishly directed by Carpenter, "Big Trouble In Little China" is an ode to the frenetic Kung Fu action films of old. Unfortunately it came out long before Jackie Chan, director John Woo and their compatriots had burned such movies into the consciousness of the American mainstream. Still, now that the rest of the world has finally caught up with "BTILC", the film can be finally enjoyed on DVD. The special features include a marvelous commentary with John Carpenter and Kurt Russell, who are two old friends who use the time to catch up on what each of them are doing, rather than offer comments on specific scenes. It's still fascinating to listen to, as they wind up discussing life in general, as well as dealing with the Hollywood dream factory.

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