Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Four Stars (out of five)
2010. Released by Warner Home Video. Running time 106 minutes. Rated PG-13. Has English subtitles for the deaf. Special features include interactive making of features that play while you watch the film (on Blu-Ray only). There's also an alternate ending. This was reviewed on Blu-Ray on August 10, 2010.

Uh-oh, I think we've really pissed it off, now! Avatar star Sam Worthington stars in yet another CGI-laden epic that was also presented in 3-D when it was in theaters. Clash Of The Titans, a remake of the nearly thirty year old special effects fantasy film that’s best known as being the final film to contain the special effects of stop-motion master Ray Harryhausen. Worthington takes over the heroic role of Perseus, originally played by Harry Hamlin, and he doesn’t do a much better job as Hamlin did. But then, the script ain’t exactly Shakespeare, either. As in the original, Perseus, the son of Zeus, is a demigod. Zeus (Liam Neeson) made love to his mortal queen mother, and both of them were banished to the sea by a really peeved King Acrisius (Jason Flemyng) who--as punishment by Zeus--was later turned into a horrid creature known as Calibos.

I'm a princess, I'm not used to just hanging around! But Perseus is rescued from the sea by Spyros (Pete Postlethwaite), a fisherman who raised him as if he were his own son. One day, while off the coast of the city state of Argo, Perseus and his family become innocent victims in a reprisal by Hades (Ralph Fiennes, in proper skulking mode) against the Argo troops for desecrating a statue of Zeus. The only survivor of Hades’ smack down, Perseus is taken to Argo, where he witnesses Hades commanding the city to either sacrifice its princess Andromeda, or face the wrath of the mighty Kraken. Seeking vengeance against Hades for the death of his adopted family, Perseus leads a quest to try and find a way to kill the Kraken.

Talk about having bad breath..... So far so good, but one problem I have with the new Clash is how quickly it breezes through the early part of the film, as if the filmmakers were afraid the viewer will get easily bored with the important details needed to set up the characters and their motivations. It’s for this same reason that the characters don’t feel fully fleshed out; they’re merely cardboard cutouts with cliché mannerisms who properly move through the story like chess pieces. But historically, movies like this were never really noted for their great acting and writing, anyway. It’s the special effects that are the true star, and how do they fare?

And to think, before this, I was a hug fan of the Scorpions!! The CGI effects are certainly very impressively done. But the problem here is that the rapid pace editing doesn’t let the viewer linger on them for too long so they could be savored. And Ray Harryhausen was famous for instilling a personality in his creations, who were just as much important characters that were vital to the story in their own right. His Medusa was a truly frightening menace who was the centerpiece of the original film--while the new Medusa here lacks the grandeur and grace of the original. Instead of a force to be reckoned with, this new Medusa comes off as being a giggling little brat who likes to play pranks. Still, the new movie improves on the Kraken: here, it's a vast, monstrous beast of epic proportions. Despite the flaws, the new Clash is chock full of eye candy; it'll be fun for the kids and a good visual feast, especially on Blu-Ray. --SF

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