Drag Me To Hell
Five Stars (out of five). 2009. Released by Universal. Has subtitles for the deaf and hearing impaired. Running time 109 minutes. Theatrical version is rated PG-13. The Unrated Director's cut would be rated R for blood and gore. DVD's special features include a video diary of the film's making.

Hey, who let that goat in here?! Alison Lohman stars as Christine Brown, a young up and coming bank employee who’s looking for a shot at the vacant assistant manager post. But she soon finds out that the boss is already eying a new guy for the job--someone who hasn’t even been around as long as Christine. Her boss, Mr. Jacks, explains that the new guy is being considered because he’s more aggressive, and that’s what they’re looking for. And the fact that Christine’s taking lunch orders for them isn’t a very good sign of her chances for the gig. To make matters worse, Christine overhears a phone conversation between her boyfriend and his mother, where the old lady is pressuring her son to dump Christine and find somebody "better."

Excuse me, lady, just trying to reach for my keys.... And so, when an elderly woman named Mrs. Ganush arrives at the bank, asking for an extension on her mortgage, Christine decides to use this moment to prove to everybody--herself most of all--that she’s no pushover, and is as aggressive as they come. She firmly denies Ganush the extension, which basically dooms the old woman to being thrown out on the street, as the bank has now foreclosed on her and seized her home. But Mrs. Ganush may well have the last laugh, because she places a curse on Christine in which she will be stalked by a demon who will drag her soul to hell. After spending the better part of the last decade directing three Spider-Man movies, Sam Raimi returns to the genre where he got his start: horror, and he does so with a vengeance.

If a demon invades your house, is that a haunting? Or is it demonic breaking and entering? Drag Me To Hell is more than just a return to form for the director, it’s also a welcome return to his more mischievous side as a filmmaker. Watching him make the Spider-Man films was like watching a thoroughbred racehorse being harnessed to a milk cart--don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed the Spider-Man movies, especially Spider-Man 2, which I think is the best of the lot. Despite their fantasy elements, the Spider-Man films played it straight, and I missed the rambunctious, silly, off the wall humor that Raimi is famous for, such as in the Evil Dead films. Drag Me To Hell isn’t that much over the top, but it has its moments, such as the fun scene when Christine pays a visit to a funeral and winds up getting uncomfortably close with the corpse.

Here, suck on this! Raimi uses the film’s more creepy and unsettling moments to rift on the current flu hysteria by having Christine the target of various gross bodily fluids and other disgusting stuff. In the unrated director’s cut version, these scenes are more in your face (sometimes literally!). But rather than be a complete cartoon, Raimi also makes some sly commentary on the profit- above-all-else mentality of banks (who have recently become Hollywood’s new favorite big screen villains), as well as taking personal responsibility for your own actions. Yet Drag Me To Hell (love that title!) is, above all, loads of fun. In this era filled with horror remakes and sequels, it’s great to see one of the masters show how it’s done with a completely new and reinvigorated take on the genre. --SF

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