Galaxy Quest
Five Stars (out of five)
1999. Released by Dreamworks Home Entertainment. Running time 102 minutes. Rated PG. Has closed captions and English subtitles. Special features include a short 'behind the scenes' feature, and a couple of cute gag features. No audio commentary.

What we got back didn't live long...ick! Galaxy Quest was a popular science fiction series that ran in the early 1980s. It featured the epic adventures of the brave crew of the NESA Protector, a powerful starship that cruised the galaxy. Captained by the brash and bold Commander Taggart, who relied on advice from his friend and science officer Dr. Lazarus, as well as the beautiful Lt. Tawny Madison, who basically repeated whatever the ship’s computer said, but looks pretty darn good doing it. Since the series’ cancellation, actor Jason Nesmith (Tim Allen), who played Taggart, and the rest of the cast are now doing the science fiction convention circuit, signing autographs and reliving a glory that’s long since faded. The other cast members are annoyed at the patronizing attitude that Nesmith has towards them; and the growing hatred for their lead actor is only fueled by the latest news that Nesmith had secured a gig for himself in a fan-made film, without even mentioning it to them.

Say hello to my little friend! At one such convention, Nesmith meets several rabid fans of the show--all dressed in NESA Protector crew uniforms--who are persistent in asking him for his help against the evil aliens from the Klatu Nebula. He simply waves them off as being weird SF geeks. When they show up at his house the following day with a limo, Nesmith assumes they’re the dudes making the fan flick. He falls asleep on the ride over in the back of the limo, but when he wakes up, Nesmith finds himself in a remarkably accurate set of the NESA Protector. He ad-libs his way through a confrontational scene with an alien leader named Sarris, blithely ordering an attack without a second thought. When he thinks he’s finished with his scenes, Nesmith asks to be sent home, and he is--he’s shot through outer space while encased in an energy cocoon!

That's the guy you've got to fight? Nice knowing you, Taggart! Real aliens have received transmissions of the old TV show, and were just as inspired as the SF geeks were on earth. Only the aliens thought the TV show was a series of real factual documents of an actual crew, and when they’re threatened by another, evil band of aliens, they built a working NESA Protector in the hopes of recruiting the good Commander Taggart and his valiant crew into helping them. To say that Galaxy Quest is based on Star Trek--both the series itself, and its fans--is putting it very mildly. Tim Allen out-Kirks William Shatner as both the fictional commander and as the "real-life" glory-hogging Nesmith. Sigourney Weaver was an inspired choice as the lone female member of the crew, who still stubbornly repeats whatever the ship says in real life because that’s her job, damn it.

Oh, the pain...the pain.... Alan Rickman is marvelous as Dr. Lazarus, the Mr. Spock-inspired character, who is played by a bitter Shakespearean actor who constantly pines to return to the theater. Sam Rockwell is very good as the "red-shirt" character--the one-episode guest star who gets killed to prove how deadly that week’s threat is--who’s always worried that he’s the first to be killed off whether he’s on the ship or off. But it’s Tony Shalhoub (best known these days from Monk) who really shines as the Mr. Scott-inspired engineer character. Played in a mellow, laid back manner where everything--from interstellar battles to fixing an impossibly complex starship--is taken by him in easy-going stride, Shalhoub easily steals every scene he’s in ("Group hug, everybody!").

Full speed ahead, and damn the torp...uh, those weird little thingies! The special effects are superbly done by George Lucas’ ILM (who even do a convincing job on the cheesy, ’70s TV show effects scenes) and Stan Winston. The DVD special features include a lame, 10 minute behind the scenes look at the film--which is nothing more than a studio-produced fluff piece--as well as some very funny bits, such as the Omega 13 feature, and an audio soundtrack where all the dialogue in the entire film is spoken in alien gibberish. There are no audio commentaries. Slyly poking fun at Star Trek and science fiction fandom while still maintaining the greatest of respect for its subject matter, Galaxy Quest is just a great deal of fun. --SF

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