Ghidorah: The Three Headed Monster
Two Stars (out of five)
2006 (DVD release). Released by Classic Media. Running time 105 minutes. Not Rated. The Japanese version has English subtitles, but the English version is not equipped with either closed captions, or subtitles. Special features include commentaries and featurettes.

I got him, I got him! Uh, no...wait! When Ghidorah: The Three Headed Monster begins, Japan is plagued with an unusually strong heat wave in the middle of January. On top of this, the country is also witness to a spectacular meteor shower on the same night when Princess Salno is flying to Japan for a visit aboard her private jet. She’s admiring the meteor showers when a mysterious voice commands her to go for a walk…straight out of the plane. Just as the Princess takes the plunge, her plane explodes in a vast fireball. Meanwhile, a group of scientists in the wild discover one of the meteors that has crashed landed. They set up a research station, where they realize that the meteor is growing in size. The Princess abruptly turns up in the streets of Tokyo, claiming to be a prophet from Venus. And all this occurs even before a single rubber monster can be seen!

I'm changing the channel. If they can't be bothered to have any closed captions, then we can't be bothered to watch it! The cop who was originally ordered to protect the Princess in Japan sees the Venusian prophet girl in the paper and, recognizing her as the Princess, tries to track her down--as does his sister, who works for a TV series that deals with strange phenomena. The Venusian/prophet girl claims that Rodan will awaken, and he soon does--breaking free from the side of a mountain in a scene that thrilled me the first time I saw it as a small boy. Because of my earlier exposure to this film as a kid, I can’t help but feel a fondness for it now, even though it’s probably not the best of the original 1960s Japanese monster films, and the new DVD release is something of a disappointment. The DVD release is issued in a smart new package, with the film presented in it’s original Japanese, as well as the English-language release.

Who are all these big people surrounding us?! But the problem is that the English-language release has no closed captions, or English subtitles, for the deaf and hearing impaired. Only the Japanese version has English subtitles, and this continued practice by Classic Media on their Toho Master Collection (their DVD release of the original Gojira had the same deal with the subtitles) is getting annoying--to the point where, unlike Gojira, I did not bother to purchase King Ghidorah this time out. The film itself is somewhat lame anyway, with the special effects not really standing up to the test of time. The miniature effects--the mini-cities and vehicles--are outstanding, as usual. But the monsters clearly look very fake this time out, with Rodan obviously looking like a puppet in several shots. King Ghidorah was never my favorite of the 1960 Godzilla movies (that would have to be Invasion Of Astro Monster). Yet if Classic Media continues to ignore the deaf community, then I’ll have no choice but to continue to ignore their future DVD releases. --SF

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