Mission Impossible III: Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition
Two Stars (out of five). Released by Paramount Home Video. Running time 125 minutes. Rated PG-13. Equipped with closed captions and English Subtitles. DVD has 'making of' documentaries, deleted scenes, and commentaries.

Forget Ethan Hunt. This is the coolest dude in the movie. The third and possibly final Mission Impossible film starts off with a pretty shocking torture scene with Tom Cruise’s Ethan Hunt at the mercy of Owen Davian, the film’s central villain who’s played with great, oily finesse by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Davian wants to know where the Rabbit’s Foot is, or else he’ll kill Ethan’s wife Julia (played with pure snow white wholesomeness by Michele Monaghan). It’s a taunt, exciting scene, with Hoffman displaying the ruthlessness of his character in a truly startling moment. And then director J.J. Abrams abruptly pulls us out of this riveting scene to flash back to a really sappy party at Ethan and Julie’s house, where they’re celebrating their engagement.

Fed up with the bad haircut jokes, Felicity finally goes postal. I’m getting a little tired of the story-telling device used in many movies (and even TV shows) where they show part of the ending first, and then flash back to the beginning. In the hands of a master filmmaker, this plot device would work very well, but when used in the standard popcorn summer movie (which MI3 basically is) it’s just very lame. It kills what little suspense there is, because--in this case--you know that Ethan and his better half will soon be captured by the bad guys. It would have been cool for MI3 to have started with the torture scene, and then continue on from that point. Dump the sappy introduction scenes with the lovey-dovey wife (a character whose sole purpose is to be used as bait by the villain, anyway) and just dive into the story proper, filling in the background details as they go.


Do they really think the sunglasses help hide their identities? Everybody knows they did this turkey. In any case, Ethan gets called away from his dweeb-filled haven of a party by Musgrave, his boss at the Impossible Mission Force (played by Billy Crudup, another fine, chameleon-like actor who manages to disappear into his roles). Musgrave informs Ethan that Lindsey Farris (the heavenly Kerri Russell), an agent whom Ethan trained, has been captured by Owen Davian. Although he’s semi-retired, Ethan joins the rescue party--and winds up performing the entire rescue all by himself. This is another thing that ticks me off about the Mission Impossible films. The original TV series was about a special team--emphasis on the word TEAM--of operatives who infiltrated the enemy using methods that were often pretty subtle, yet ingenious. Out-thinking the enemy by using sleight of hand, the IMF team would sometimes accomplish their goal without the bad guys even knowing who they were.

Whoops! Wrong set! Sorry, we were looking for the new Bond film. But the big-screen remakes have basically turned into the Tom Cruise show, with Cruise acting like an American James Bond with none of the class or elegant style of 007. Ethan Hunt works with a team of operatives in MI3, but unlike the original series, where the IMF operatives were all equals working towards a common goal, the team of agents who work with Hunt are nothing more than a squad of second bananas who toil to support their fearless leader while he carries out the big plays all on his own. It’s enough to make me really miss Peter Graves and his IMF cohorts--you know, the REAL Impossible Mission Team. Just about the only decent thing in MI3 is Hoffman, who gives such a genuinely creepy performance as Davian that he’s a pleasure to watch--so much so that I was almost rooting for his character to win by the end of this film. --SF

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