Ninja (2009)
Four Stars (out of five)
2009. Released by Nu Image. Running time 92 minutes. Rated R for combat style violence and gore. Has English Subtitles. DVD set has no special features. Reviewed on DVD 3/21/10.

For the last time, its Masazuka, not Mazaduka. Get it right, ok? Casey (Scott Adking) is doing what any American orphan left alone in Japan would do: he’s studying to be a ninja at a dojo (a dojo is a place of learning in Japan for the martial arts--at least that’s what the dictionary told me). Well, ok, maybe Casey isn’t learning to be a Ninja, per se; instead, he’s finding out how to peacefully apply the ancient ways of Ninja combat into everyday living. But Casey soon discovers that it also helps to know how to kick butt, especially when Casey has an arch enemy living right under the same roof. Masazuka (Tsuyoshi Ihara) is a fellow student who apparently has chosen the dark side. When he tries to turn a normal training session into an assassination attempt by trying to kill Casey, Masazuka gets banned by the sensei (Togo Igawa).

I said I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, but this is only six feet! However, in the best tradition of action movie villains, Masazuka swears vengeance on Casey, the sensei and even the sensei’s daughter Namiko (Mika Hijii). He becomes a super cool, bad-ass assassin with a really spiffy ninja suit that's loaded with built-in night vision, and other assorted gadgets that would make Bruce Wayne green with envy. Fearful that Masazuka is after the prized Yoroi Bitzu, a large wooden chest that contains the weapons of a legendary ninja warrior, Casey and the gang try to hide it from him in New York City. But Masazuka, aided by deadly dudes from a weird cult known as "The Ring," is hot on their trail.

Take back what you said about Sonny Chiba, you little bastard! Take it back! Overwrought, hyped up and just plain over the top, Ninja is basically a very silly comic book that’s been brought to life. And it works…it works exceedingly well. Think of this story as essentially a more lethal (and far more campy) version of the recent Christian Bale Batman films, and you have an idea of the vibe that director Isaac Florentine is going for, here. Sure, it’s silly--multiple assailants patiently wait for their shot at the lone ninja during a fight scene. And armed thugs just stand and wait with their guns to get hit by the ninja. And everything is done with such an earnest, hyper-sincerity that it boarders on being a full-blown comedy.

Hey, I'll tell you anything! I was involved in the JFK assasination, the Bay of Pigs, whatever.... But the fight scenes are so well done, it’s not funny. Using live actors, no CGI, they are staged and shot so fluidly and kinetically that it’s hard not to get drawn into this fun martial arts film. It’s a lean, mean ninja flick that thrives on its amazing fight scenes, and which also wisely draws on the superhero archetype--we see the creation of both the super villain and the superhero--to fuel its full-bore action story that's filled with only the good stuff: non-stop ninja fighting and adventure. Ninja is just a big, slap-happy comic book; don’t take it so seriously and you’ll enjoy the hell out of it. --SF

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