Phantasm
Five Stars (out of five)
1978. Released by Anchor Bay Video. Running time 88 minutes. Rated R for violence and some gory effects. Equipped with closed captions. Has commentary, plus a great half hour long retrospective, and deleted scenes.

Samuel Beckett's Waiting For The Tall man opened to rave reviews on Broadway. One fine day, I was doing the DVD list, and I saw that Phantasm 2 was coming out on home video for the first time in years. It had been released on VHS many moons ago, but this will be its first release within the digital age. It then occurred to me that I had never seen the original Phantasm. Of course, I've heard of Angus Scrimm's Tall Man, and had even seen him pronounce his infamous line ("Boooy!") from the movie--yet I had not actually watched the entire movie all the way through…until now. I'm pleased to announce that the Anchor Bay Collection has a great copy of this horror classic available on DVD for several years, now. It's presented in a pristine widescreen copy with great sound and closed captions, as well as plenty of special feature goodies.

Need your windows washed, booooy? As for the movie itself, Phantasm was actually director Don Coscarelli's third film, and he was still only in his early twenties at the time. The story deals with two brothers, Jodie and Mike--who are both on their own, after the deaths of their parents--who uncover the strange goings on at the Morningside funeral home. They were recently just up at the place to attend the funeral of Tom, Jodie's best friend, who had committed suicide--but Jodie doesn't accept that Tom would take his own life. After some investigating by both brothers, it turns out that Tom was killed by the Tall Man, the creepy undertaker who runs Morningside, who was disguised at the time as a woman in a red dress. You follow all that? Good. The Tall Man can change himself into this beautiful woman, so he can lure guys whom he kills into the funeral home.

This here Jawa is one bad ass mother--shut your mouth! SHAFT! What he does with the bodies is turn them into really mean, ferocious short creatures in brown robes. Thanks to these robes, they sort of look like really pissed off Jawas. There's also a flying silver metallic sphere that gouges out the blood and brains of any poor sap that it manages to hit--this sphere was inspired by a dream that Coscarelli had. Despite this off-the-wall silliness, the film overall is good, goofy fun. There are plot holes galore, but this low budget flick is so stylishly handled by Coscarelli that you don't really mind (and the plot holes, as well as the lapses in logic, are even explained at the end...sort of). Angus Scrimm has a great, formidable presence as the Tall Man, and Coscarelli uses him to good effect, creating an enduring horror villain in the process.

Hey, ditch the kid, because my supplier has given me some groovy party favors...you dig what I'm saying, man? With its proactive young heroes who take the fight right to the Tall Man (and who drive a really cool 1970s muscle car), Phantasm is the perfect sort of adolescent fantasy that was aimed at the teenage kids of its era. But now, over thirty years after its release, it's still an enjoyable flick to watch with a gathering of people, especially on Halloween. The Anchor Bay DVD has great special features set up, with a commentary by Coscarelli and his actors, a thirty minute retrospective documentary that's fun as well as enlightening, deleted scenes, and other good stuff. The Phantasm series has just kept on rolling along over the years, but the first film that started it all remains a fun romp; it's the cinematic equivalent of a haunted hayride: despite your best efforts not to give in, you still wind up being scared, and have a great time in the process. The superior sequel is even better. --SF

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