Slither (Widescreen Edition)
Five Stars (out of five)
2006. Released by Universal Home Video. Running time 96 minutes. Rated R for gore, violence and swearing (mostly from the mayor). Equipped with English Subtitles only. Special features include a commentary from Director James Gunn and actor Nathan Fillion, several making of documentaries, deleted scenes, a gag reel, and more. Available in both widescreen and fullscreen, I reviewed the widescreen version.

Hmm, I don't think I'll go with this style wallpaper after all...the slugs never stay still! Nathan Fillion, perhaps best known as Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly and Serenity, stars in the horror flick Slither. He plays Bill Pardy, the local sheriff of a small southern town called Wheeler, who’s still pining for Starla (Elizabeth Banks), the love of his life who’s now married to the oddly named Grant Grant (Michael Rooker), an older man who’s one of the wealthiest in town. Deer hunting season is about to begin, and the town is busy gearing up for the influx of hunters who’ll invade the surrounding woods. But something else has already invaded Wheeler: a meteorite that came crashing down from the night sky. After being turned down in the bedroom by Starla, a frustrated Grant goes out for a moonlit walk with another local girl who had a crush on him--yet Grant finds he can’t be unfaithful to Starla, and rejects the girl’s advances.

Ok, stop quivering those tendrils and freeze right now, mister! However, Grant can’t turn down the advances of the thing that’s lurking in the meteorite. When he bends down to inspect the strange object on the ground, it jumps up and stings him. Hopelessly infected, Grant starts turning into a bizarre, alien being who feels the need to build a nest in the basement of his house. He tries to do this all without causing any suspicion on Starla’s part, yet it’s hard for her not to notice his absences, his really weird behavior, and the fact that he appears to be turning into a large squid. Despite the half dozen eyewitnesses who saw the outer worldly changes taking place in Grant, the mayor, Jack Mac Ready (Gregg Henry), is still hoping that this is all just a bad case of lyme disease.

Death by curling iron! What a way to go! But Grant is busy in the woods making an army of vicious slugs that takes over people by forcing themselves through into mouths. And soon, the better part of Wheeler is inundated by these zombie-like humans who are under the control of Grant…who’s still madly in love with his little sweetie pie, Starla. Written and directed by James Gunn, Slither is about as much fun as a good horror movie can get. Before Slither, Gunn got his start in movies by working for Troma films (Lloyd Kaufman, Troma's founder and president, appears in a cameo in Slither as a drunk in the police station). After that, he wrote the scripts for the live-action Scooby Doo films, as well as the well-received Dawn Of The Dead remake. Gunn is obviously just as much of a horror fanatic as the best of us, and his witty script for Slither shows. Filled with funny lines, and well-drawn out characters, Slither also has a good, healthy dose of gore that is unflinchingly shown.

All right, I take it back! Lovecraft is my favorite author, ok? Happy, now?! The film also fondly recalls such horror classics as the 1950s version of The Blob, George Romero’s zombie epics, David Cronenberg’s Shivers, John Carpenter's The Thing, and even Brian Yunza’s Society--all without losing sight of its own narrative drive, thanks not only to Gunn’s great script, but also to a superb cast that’s led by the perfectly deadpan Fillion. Everybody has their chance to shine, especially Gregg Henry as the hysterically funny, foul-mouthed mayor whose introduction scene is an instant classic comedic moment. If you’re squeamish about gore, or a pet lover, you might want to avoid this one, but horror movie devotees should really enjoy Slither as it worms it’s way into your heart. --SF

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