Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Single Disc Widescreen Edition)
Two Stars (out of five). 2008 Released by Warner Brothers Home Video. Running time: 98 minutes. Rated PG. Equipped with closed captions and English Subtitles. Single Disc DVD has an audio commentary.

What? You mean we just invaded the wrong planet...again?! In August of 2008, George Lucas released to theaters the latest "epic" that takes place in a galaxy far, far away, Star Wars: The Clone Wars. His most recent effort is an all-CGI animated film that takes place in-between the Star Wars prequel films Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. But for those expecting another epic tale of high adventure among the stars, bear in mind that, despite its theatrical release, The Clone Wars is basically a pilot for the same-named TV series that airs on the Cartoon Network. By its very nature, a pilot must introduce the characters of a TV series, as well as set up the basic situation that viewers are likely to expect. But, for the most part, pilots have no real ending, and that’s part of the problem with The Clone Wars: there’s no satisfactory ending, since the overall story will be continued very week on the TV series.

My light sabers leave this wonderful cherry flavor after they slice you up! Another problem for me is the overly stylized "animated" look that the characters have, which gives them oddly blocky features that doesn’t distinguish them too much from the weird looking aliens. I mean, it’s CGI, after all; why not push the boundaries of the medium by creating more realistic humans? But the biggest problem is the lack of credibility that this project has--especially when you consider that the whole Clone Wars story was far better told in Clone Wars, the brief cartoons directed by animation genius Genndy Tartakovsky that also initially aired on the Cartoon Network. They are now available on DVD--although they’re officially out of print, you can still get them through secondhand sellers in the Amazon marketplace.

It was horrible, sir! The Star Wars fanboys showed us no mercy! They won't release the hostages until the original trilogy is released completely restored. The Genndy Tartakovsky Clone Wars cartoons may have been individually short, but they were vastly entertaining little nuggets that captured the fun spirit of the Star Wars films to the point that they were simply exhilarating to watch. By comparison, with its hackneyed main plot of rescuing the kidnapped Stinky, Jabba The Hut’s baby son, The Clone Wars movie pilot appears dull and tired. The fact that Anakin is saddled in the film with an annoying little know-it-all brat as an apprentice makes one realize that the Lucas dream factory has truly run out of fresh ideas. And despite the fact that original prequel film actors Christopher Lee, Samuel L. Jackson and Anthony Daniels all lend their voices to The Clone Wars, this still feels like a second rate project that should be avoided at all costs. --SF

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