It's Thanksgiving, and once again we consume turkey, both the big bird in the oven, as well as these cinematic turkeys. Yes, friends, it's time once again to take a very special look at the best of the really bad in films.

I didn't have to dig too deep this year, since Hollywood was kind enough to offer three major feature films that turned out to be major turkeys. And I've discovered The Apple, a true "it's so bad it's good" flick in the classic sense of that term.

As usual, there's a special turkey rating system, above and beyond the usual stars. The turkey rating is the same as the five star rating that's been in use on this site, but in reverse. Five turkeys means a film is so bad it's good: those unintentional comedy classics that you can enjoy over and over again. While a one turkey rating means the film is just no good; there's nothing to recommend about it whatsoever. And so break out the cranberry sauce and dig in!
--Sean Farrell

The Apple | Land Of The Lost | Push | The Unborn

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