It's time once again to take a very special look at the very bad in films. It's Thanksgiving, and while we consume turkey, we should also view some cinematic turkeys on the TV.

As usual, there's a special turkey rating system, above and beyond the usual stars. The turkey rating is the same as the five star rating that's been in use on this site, but in reverse. A one turkey rating means the film is just no good; there's nothing to recommend about it whatsoever. And Five turkeys means a film is so bad it's good: those unintentional comedy classics that you can enjoy over and over again. And so break out the stuffing and dig in!
--Sean Farrell

Alligator | Dylan Dog | Massacre In Dinosaur Valley | Your Highness

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