Watchmen ~ Director's Cut
Three Stars (out of five)
2009. Released by Columbia/Tri-Star Home Video. Running time 186 minutes. Rated R for full frontal male nudity, sex scenes, and graphic violence. Equipped with closed captions and English Subtitles. DVD has a multitude of special features, including various making of features, filmmaker commentary, a blooper reel, and much more; it has a second disc of extras. Available in widescreen and fullscreen versions. I reviewed the widescreen edition.

Have a nice...fall....see you next spring. After directing the Dawn of the Dead remake and adapting Frank Miller’s 300 to the big screen, Zack Snyder chose to adapt the classic graphic novel Watchmen for his third project as a film director. Although the Watchmen graphic novel remains a bestseller to this day, and is considered to be a classic work of fiction, it had also been considered to be unfilmable by Hollywood for the longest time. Released back in the 1980s, and created by writer Alan Moore and artist Dave Gibbons, Watchmen was a work of art that would shake the very foundations of the comics industry and forever change the basic perception of what kind of a story could be told in a comic. Basically, Watchmen elevated the comics genre.

We just foiled the plot of the evil mummy guy! Let's grab a beer.... But while Watchmen may be a superhero story, it ain’t the Justice League. Nor is it even the Avengers. With their dark and gritty tale, set in an alternate world where superheroes have been outlawed, Moore and Gibbons bent the formulaic superhero story out of shape, and comics have never been the same since. It’s 1985 in America, and Richard Nixon is still the president of the United States in a world that has had superheroes since the 1940s. The U.S. and the Soviet Union have crossed swords time and again, only to have a permanent nuclear showdown constantly thwarted thanks to the presence of Dr. Manhattan (well-played by Billy Cruddup), a being with such immense super powers that he’s worshipped by some like a god.

I am so into you, babe! And yet despite the deterrent to all-out nuclear war that the presence of Dr. Manhattan provides, the U.S. and the Soviet Union are once again inching towards a major showdown. Dr. Manhattan, a nuclear physicist who gained his omniscient powers thanks to a lab accident, is working with the government to try and build a cleaner source of energy, along with Ozymandias (Matthew Goode), another former member of the Watchmen superhero group who’s now a corporate tycoon. Yet this larger, epic story winds up taking a backseat when the Comedian (superbly played by Jeffery Dean Morgan) , another former member of the Watchmen, is savagely killed by an unknown assailant. Was the killer a former enemy of the Comedian who was looking for revenge?

Look into my eyes, and repeat that again. That’s what the mysterious Rorschach (played to perfection by Jackie Earl Haley) intends to find out, as he defies the government ban on superheroes by slipping his mask back on and going on a private hunt for the killer. With the exception of a major change in the climax (which feels derivative of the first season of Heroes), Snyder is remarkably faithful to the book--and, despite his best efforts, he still bungles it badly. For instance, a sex scene between two other heroes, Nite Owl (Patrick Wilson) and Silk Spectre (Malin Akerman), comes off looking very silly when Snyder sets the scene to Leonard Cohen's mawkish song Hallelujah (and having Silk Spectre shoot off a flame thrower at a pivotal moment just makes the whole sequence downright absurd). And the scenes with Nixon and Kissinger tracking the Soviet Union’s movement in a government control center comes off as nothing more than a bad imitation of Kubrick’s Dr. Strangelove. They feel like they’re in a completely different movie than the rest of the characters.

Why are they called minute men? Oh...never mind, this is supposed to be a family web site. And what’s the deal with the make up effects? Both Carla Gugino, who plays the original Silk Specter, and Robert Wisden, who plays Nixon, are buried under completely unconvincing old age prosthetic effects that make them look very cartoonish--which works against whatever realism that Snyder is striving for. And while the director’s cut (which adds 24 minutes of footage) fills in a lot of plot holes, the film now plods along at a deathly slow pace as Snyder obediently tries to hit every beat contained in the graphic novel. Since he decided to change the ending anyway, Snyder should have taken more chances and made the film his own. Still, despite these flaws, the movie is visually stunning, and contains some great performances (with Haley and Morgan being the standouts). It’s just a shame that the opening credit sequence should wind up being the main highlight of the film. --SF

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